Orderly
Just after the sun burned out
and all who were left
realized this was "it"
things finally got back to normal
sleeping in the grass
eating with your hands
killing your enemies
and sex at all hours for no damn good reason
right out in the open.
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Fairy Tales
If you are ever walking through the forest
and happen upon a fox
caught in a furrier's trap
and the fox says to you in a funny little voice:
"Hey, if you help me out of this trap, I'll grant you a wish!"
and you help the fox out by prying open the trap
with a tree branch
and the fox thanks you
and tells you that he has to go back to his fox hole
to get his magic spell book
to grant your wish
but first he needs to borrow twenty dollars or whatever cash you have on you
I can tell you FOR A FACT
that you are never going to collect on that magic wish.
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Comprehension
When a caterpillar sees a butterfly
Does it know?
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Well, Insured
The man who sold me this stick
said it would protect my eyes from evil spirits.
He said evil spirits were everywhere and coming from all over
(dimensions, and planes, and even in through the vents).
He had no pictures of what the spirits would like
but insisted I would know it once they were close.
So far I've killed seven people with this stick.
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Up Above
What the hell is that?
A parachute?
How did a parachute end up in your yard?
Did you see it happen?
And he just go up and walked away?
Did you talk to him?
Why not?
And he just left it there?
Nothing?
Well, why don't you move it?
Yeah,
Yeah, I suppose it is.
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Sir
Where can we read the statistics
on the numbers of noble knights
brave and true
who were pronounced dead
because of allergic reactions to cats.
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Giving In
"Before drawing a picture on me
abandon all hope
that what you are doing with your pen
will change the way
others relate to god."
–BLANK PIECE OF PAPER
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